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The things you get to hear when you marry an army doctor

Sep 17 2011 Published by under Uncategorized

Daugher, pointing to picture on her mom's phone: "What's that???"
Mom: "Oh, that's a training dummy from when the medics were practicing how to treat blown up people."
Daughter: "Not that, that!!" (pointing)
Mom: "Well, we use fake blood and stuff to make it more realistic."
Daughter: "No, that!! That!"
Mom: "Oh, that's a fake penis. Because they have to practice putting in catheters."
Daughter: "Why can't it be a girl?"
Mom: "Well, it's mostly guys who get blown up."

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